Kinky Friedman Cigars

Kinky's Celebrity Pet Files (Hardcover)

Price:	$24.95

Hilarious, oddball, heartwarming, and edgy all at once, Kinky's Celebrity Pet Files is a book for animal lovers, celebrity junkies, and anyone who just likes a good story. It's a little weird, it's completely charming, and it's 100 percent Kinky.

Heroes of a Texas Childhood (Paperback)

Price:	$19.98

Heroes of a Texas Childhood highlights 23 individuals who inspired and influenced the child later to become known as Kinky Friedman.

You Can Lead a Politician to Water... (Hardcover)

Price:	$22.00

In this hilarious, thought-provoking manifesto, Kinky lays forth his ten commandments for improving the state of Texas and politics everywhere, and for restoring order, logic, decency, and above all a sense of humor back to this country. It's classic Kinky in a brand new way. And he might just have a point.

Cowboy Logic...

Price:	$17.95

Cowboy Logic: The Wit and Wisdom of Kinky Friedman (and Some of His Friends) is filled with the bons mots from the "the oldest Jew in Texas who doesn't own real estate." Complementing Kinky's ageless (and outrageous) maxims organized thematically are original cartoons and illustrations by the brilliant Ace Reid.

For example:

*Always respect your superiors, if you have any.
*Where there's a will, there's a lawyer.
*A happy childhood is the worst possible preparation for life.
*Trust me. I'm a Jew. I'll hire good people.
*Happiness is a moving target.

Greenwich Killing Time (Paperback)

Price:	$49.95

OUT OF PRINT - Extremely Limited Supply!
Kinky's first mystery in paperback with a new introduction by Kinky himself!

The scene of the crime is Greenwich Village. The corpse is found holding eleven pink roses?and the suspects are as strange as the crime. A wild and witty journey into the dark heart of Manhattan, Greenwich Killing Time is the perfect introduction to America's most outrageous singer-songwriter turned gumshoe detective.

A Case of Lone Star (Paperback)

Price:	$19.90

OUT OF PRINT - Limited Supply!
Kinky's second novel is set in the legendary Lone Star Caf�: a raucous little corner of Texas right in the heart of Manhattan, where every great country music star stops for a gig. Tonight, there's a different kind of show going on.

When the Cat's Away (Paperback)

Price:	$38.60

OUT OF PRINT - Extremely Limited Supply!
In Kinky's third mystery a purloined feline from Madison Square Gardens' cat show is the tip-off to a trail of murders, drug rings and gang wars that only Kinky Friedman can follow, with plenty of off-the-cuff wisecracks in toe. But there's more than one way to skin a cat, and Kinky may soon be wishing for nine lives.

Frequent Flyer (Paperback)

Price:	$39.60

OUT OF PRINT - Extremely Limited Supply!
In Frequent Flyer, Kinky's fourth mystery, he is mysteriously summoned to a friend's funeral, but can't help noticing that the body in the coffin is that of a perfect stranger. Now he's on the trail of a missing person, a Nazi conspiracy, and an elusive white tiger with blue eyes. But, he's being trialed, too?and Third Reich types aren't known for giving second chances.

Musical Chairs (Paperback)

Price:	$19.90

OUT OF PRINT - Limited Supply!
It's Kinky's fifth mystery and it's the last week of December; a brooding time of year even for a hip, sardonic, New York cowboy/private eye. When an ex-Texas Jewboy's guitarist comes to crash, Kinky's gloom turns to horror.

Spanking Watson

Price:	$23.00

How many lesbians can dance on the head of a pin? Kinky Friedman sure as hell doesn't know, but he's learning exactly how many it takes to send the geriatric plaster tumbling from the ceiling of his downtown New York loft.

The Christmas Pig (Paperback)

Price:	$12.99

* Limited Stock*
We bet you know someone who'd love a Christmas Pig....maybe you? It's the story of a Christmas miracle and a very special pig by Kinky Friedman - a holiday favorite that'll melt even Scrooge's heart!